So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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