can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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