Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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