i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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