I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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