It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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