I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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