Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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