dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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