it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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