i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Randomize
