She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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