I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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