pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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