I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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