a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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