did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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