was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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