Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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