You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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