I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
is it fun? or sober?
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