he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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