i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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