I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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