butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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