It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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