you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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