I got chris browned last night
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you