My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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