that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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