hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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