we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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