You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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