That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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