I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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