Sponge bath it is.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize
