Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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