i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
soo... how was my night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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