I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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