Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(540): View more from Virginia

new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm starting a business if you want to get involved

(1-781): View more from Massachusetts

oh boy

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings

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(512): View more from Texas

we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(707): View more from California

I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.

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(845): View more from New York

Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.

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(207): View more from Maine

I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.

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