seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Found your dick twin last night
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?