its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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