Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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