whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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