So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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