Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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