just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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