That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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