do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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