who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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