You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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