You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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