Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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