I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
