She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let's get the cat blown out
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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