There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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