I just pynch a tree in the face
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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