He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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