i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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