dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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