No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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